Oh yeah, Like I always say this outloud, and this time i'm typing it. "Kelly Green is a Goddess, You Guys Better Recognize!"
"YA HEARD, Wordy!"
My vote is for Jean Claude Van Damage! What can I say, I'm just a guy. He had me at Bloodsport plus seeing him in Breakin," shhhhhhhiiiiiiit... that churned my heart into butter!
Tyson might just be all bite and squeeky bark. I bet though, one punch he'ld send me into Timecop3.
Seriously, here's the plan. Get your sister to marry JCVD's brother, invite us to the wedding. Besides the fact you'd be JCVD's brother-in-law, we could hang out with him and he could cut my beard with his amazing kicks.
This has to be a carefully laid plan Zillafag, because we're going to have to convince JCVD to dip his foot in honey then roll it around in diamond tips because I think that's the only thing that can cut my beard. Don't think of this so much as a chance to hang out with JCVD or become his brother in law but as the only chance for me to get a clean shave.
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Oh yeah, Like I always say this outloud, and this time i'm typing it.
"Kelly Green is a Goddess, You Guys Better Recognize!"
"YA HEARD, Wordy!"
My vote is for Jean Claude Van Damage!
What can I say, I'm just a guy. He had me at Bloodsport plus seeing him in Breakin," shhhhhhhiiiiiiit... that churned my heart into butter!
Tyson might just be all bite and squeeky bark. I bet though, one punch he'ld send me into Timecop3.
thanks for answering my question. i can sleep well tonight.
cheers.
benjamin r. stottlemyer
Zilla,
Seriously, here's the plan. Get your sister to marry JCVD's brother, invite us to the wedding. Besides the fact you'd be JCVD's brother-in-law, we could hang out with him and he could cut my beard with his amazing kicks.
This has to be a carefully laid plan Zillafag, because we're going to have to convince JCVD to dip his foot in honey then roll it around in diamond tips because I think that's the only thing that can cut my beard. Don't think of this so much as a chance to hang out with JCVD or become his brother in law but as the only chance for me to get a clean shave.
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